I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
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Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
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That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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