R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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