I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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