So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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