so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
My dick has a subreddit
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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