k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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