Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
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I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
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I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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