you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
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I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
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I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I need water and some morals
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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