It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
why do cheetos always look like penises
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
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