Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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