so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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