Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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