Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
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if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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