do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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