The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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