summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
he shaved USA in his pubs
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
two words: eviction party
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
