And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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