she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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