Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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