Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
