i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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