And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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