is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
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What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
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If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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