Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
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