have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
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he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
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Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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