So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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