I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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