youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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