You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Randomize
