how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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