so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
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i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
It's rum buckets o'clock
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter