mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
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I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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