hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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