Pregnant stripper...not hot.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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