I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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