Pappa wants mamma naked
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
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I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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