I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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