You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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