Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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