Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
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Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
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Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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