whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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