There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
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So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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