IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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