He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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