In the future we'll all be gay
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
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Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
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Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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