This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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