Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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