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I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
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Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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