Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
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he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
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