she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
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My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
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Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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