We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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