are you so shy because you have an std?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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