Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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