Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Those nachos came to me in a dream
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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