O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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