WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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